Tipsy

My head is fine

But the room keeps spinning

Nothing and everything is funny

Silly haircuts

I’m a fool grinning

There’s nothing wrong with my eyes

When did you get three heads?

Your face is all of a sudden funny

I can’t help but laugh

My nose is runny

And I really gotta pee

I’m worried if I eat

That it’ll end up in the toilet

There’s nothing wrong with me.

The floor is wobbly

That’s why I stumble

My tongue is heavy

That’s why I mumble.

I call but they won’t pick up

So I hang up

And hope I won’t throw up

They laugh at me walking

But I don’t care

Because

I laugh at them talking

Silly geese

I’m careful at what I do

And don’t do

And everything else too

I’m not a fool

I just drank too much